【日常贴士】经常在家赖床？送你们【超搞笑又可爱的赖床Captions】最适合用来发Instagram限时动态！

<p>小编经常在家赖床，躺在床上的感觉真舒服啊！但是呢，有时候赖床久了有股内疚感。于是，为了让自己的罪恶感没那么严重，小编为自己写了几个赖床语录，让自己赖床赖得轻松又自在。你也跟小编一样吗？那么，每天起床时，不妨自拍自己赖床的样子，然后发Instagram限时动态，再加上一句可爱的captions，就这样开启你美好的一天吧！</p><p><iframe frameborder="0" src="https://instagram.com/p/BpRvnX5n3vO/embed/" width="612" height="710" scrolling="no" allowtransparency="true" class="iframe-ig"></iframe><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">【我的身体离开了床，但是我的灵魂还在沉睡】</span></p><p>你拥有了我的肉体，却无法拥有我的灵魂。</p><p><br></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">【床以外的地方都是远方，手够不到的地方是他乡】</span></p><p>就是不愿意下床！对我来说，床就像是我的家，一下床就是遥远的地方。</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><picture><source media="(min-width: 992px)"> <img id="image1462020164129" src="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947160868441_mobile.jpeg" alt="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947160868441_mobile.jpeg" class="image" onerror="this.onerror=null; this.src='https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947160868441.jpeg'"><input type="button" onclick="window.open('https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/391250286382035042/'); return false;" value="Photo Source" id="photoimage1462020164129" class="photo-source-style">  </picture><br></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">【一想到明天有很多事情要做，就只好睡到后天】</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span></p><p>睡觉就可以忘掉所有烦恼啦！</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">【地球不重启，我就不早起；地球不爆炸，床都不会下】</span></p><p>我就要等到地球重启或爆炸的一天，否则我就会继续赖床！</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><picture><source media="(min-width: 992px)"> <img id="image1462020164216" src="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947161315421_mobile.png" alt="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947161315421_mobile.png" class="image" onerror="this.onerror=null; this.src='https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947161315421.png'"><input type="button" onclick="window.open('https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/825566175431907703/'); return false;" value="Photo Source" id="photoimage1462020164216" class="photo-source-style">  </picture><br></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">【起床是一种能力，赖床是一种技术，我能力有限，但技术高超】</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span></p><p>这说明我超厉害赖床，但起床能力还好。</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">【每天定闹钟，就是想看看还能再睡多久】</span></p><p>每次听到闹钟响起，就大概知道自己可以睡多久/赖床多久。</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><picture><source media="(min-width: 992px)"> <img id="image146202016431" src="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947161732021_mobile.jpeg" alt="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947161732021_mobile.jpeg" class="image" onerror="this.onerror=null; this.src='https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947161732021.jpeg'"><input type="button" onclick="window.open('https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/104919866305254913/'); return false;" value="Photo Source" id="photoimage146202016431" class="photo-source-style">  </picture><br></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">【每天被自己帅醒，难道长得帅就不配拥有周末吗？】</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span></p><p>对于长的帅的人来说，每天都是周末啊！</p><p><br></p><p>好啦！赖床虽然舒服，但是小编建议还是少赖床比较好，起身活动筋骨更健康哦！</p><p><picture><source media="(min-width: 992px)"> <img id="image1462020164440" src="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947162784511_mobile.jpeg" alt="https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947162784511_mobile.jpeg" class="image" onerror="this.onerror=null; this.src='https://images.goodytech.io/images/catalog/34647/20200714_15947162784511.jpeg'"><input type="button" onclick="window.open('https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/607774912184313391/'); return false;" value="Photo Source" id="photoimage1462020164440" class="photo-source-style">  </picture><br></p><p>封面照（左）：取自<a href="https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/294563631878999354/" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></p><p>封面照（右）：取自<a href="https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/425168021063877041/" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></p><p><br></p>