Tim Leissner’s Tiny Harem Built On 1MDB Funds: A Lesson For Aspiring International Lovers

Tim Leissner’s Tiny Harem Built On 1MDB Funds: A Lesson For Aspiring International Lovers
By Mihar Dias
(C) Copyright February 2020

With his testimony in Brooklyn, New York, Tim Leissner formerly from Goldman Sachs, drove a dagger right through the hearts of two of the most powerful women in Malaysia.

The shockwaves are still felt days after that happened. Even an earthquake from northern Sumatra that led to the evacuation of tall buildings in Kuala Lumpur still could not match what Leissner did in that Brooklyn courthouse. Social media continues to reverberate long after the shock from the earthquake is over.

The New York court heard how he bowed to the threats of his lover, a woman of substance who was ready to expose him and how a billion was speedily transferred out of Malaysia authorised by another equally powerful woman who headed the central bank.

He said USD$10 million house in London helped silence a woman from squealing to MACC. At the risk of being exposed by a lover because of his involvement in the 1MDB fiasco he acquiesced and bought her that expensive house in London, as ransom? Since that testimony, the lady in question had met and expressed her willingness to cooperate with MACC.

Also, Leissner alleged (but was immediately disputed) that the most powerful banker in Malaysia approved and transferred one billion speedily out of the country because someone close to her was induced to make it happen.

All at the expense of the taxpayers.

But what kept Malaysians, mainly men hopping mad was not the house in London or the billion that was transferred out of the country but Leissner’s liaisons with four Malaysian women. Besides he was also involved with other women outside Malaysia.

What a man! What a juggler!

The question that many raised; what was it that Leissner had that no local guy could match to keep four lovely Malaysian women happy and satisfied?

James Chin was one of those individuals who went on social media wondering how Leissner led his life and where did he find the time to sleep? Maybe Chin was quite naive about the life of a professional who was as cunning and savvy as Leissner.

James, that reminded me of a song by Bryan Adam, “Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?”

Or for that matter have you truly loved four women at the same time?

I am sure you never did. Neither have I, but some of my Malay friends have four wives. So, I asked, “Where did they find the time to sleep?”

You have to rotate, came the reply. But then you only have 7 days in a week, you might say! Well, Tim was a financial wizard. This was a minor problem for a pro like him.

Also, in case you forget he was already married to someone in Hong Kong, too. Then he said he was also courting Kimora whom he did marry later. That’s six on record. Did we miss anyone?

Tim, you’re the man!

So, James Chin and other Malaysian who would like to be an international lover, like Tim, make a note of the advice from Bryan Adams when he sang and I paraphrase, to love a woman (or even four of them at once) you have to understand her, you have to know her deep inside…listen to her thoughts, visualise her dreams, offer her wings for her to fly away and if she came back, she would be yours.

And If she dreamt of a house in London or an apartment in Beverley Hills or even a condo at Kenny Hills in KL by all means help her fulfil her dreams. She will love you all the time, for a long time. Maybe 10 years for $10 million.

However, if on one of those nights, you happened to lay helpless in her arms, you ought to tell her that you wanted her. Tell her that she was the only but do not confuse the names. To help you out, if it’s Monday be sure it’s Min’s day or her turn (for Jasmine, the lawyer).

You have to taste her, feel and breathe her because she needs to be reassured that both of you will always be together be it in Hong Kong, KL, London, Singapore or Hollywood.

But if you walked into your Beverley Hills home just do not make the mistake of saying, “Hi Judy, I am home!”. Judy was probably in Hong Kong when you last saw her!

If after all these tips you still think you would like to be like Tim, yes, let me tell you, treat your woman right and she will always be there for you, taking good care of you until the day you betray her in the court of law.

Not only will she drive you crazy but all six or more might just come down hard upon you like what happened to Harvey Weinstein in the #Me Too Movement.

Congreve’s conclusions on 17th-century ladies still apply, ‘Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”

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