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By Mihar Dias Copyright (C) September 2023
Oh, wow, how wonderful it is to witness the Madani Government Political Secretaries Council swoop down from their ivory towers, like valiant champions of parliamentary decorum, to rescue us all from the tyranny of an MP's “rudeness.”
It's truly heartwarming to see these political secretaries, who were not elected by the people, suddenly become self-appointed guardians of courtesy and morality in the Dewan Rakyat.
I must say, their concern for our well-being is truly touching.
After all, what would we simpletons do without their sage guidance on parliamentary etiquette?
It's almost as if the elected members of parliament and the Dewan Rakyat Speaker are incapable of managing such matters themselves.
And let's not forget the urgency of the situation! Datuk Radzi Jidin's suspension is of paramount importance, and it simply can not wait.
Never mind the pressing issues that the nation faces, such as the economy, healthcare, or education; what truly matters is that Radzi dared to defy the almighty council and its interpretation of the Rukun Negara principles.
But fear not, dear citizens, for the council has a plan! They will send a strongly worded letter to Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department (Law and Institutional Reforms) Datuk Seri Azalina Othman Said, because we all know that letters are the most potent weapon in the political arsenal. Perhaps they should consider sending a letter to Santa Claus while they're at it, just in case he can work some magic and grant their wishes.
In the end, it's heartening to see these political secretaries take time out of their busy schedules to remind us all that they exist.
Who needs elected representatives when we have such benevolent, unelected saviours to guide us through the treacherous waters of parliamentary proceedings?
Thank you, Madani Government Political Secretaries Council, for showing us the light and teaching us the true meaning of democracy.
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