Real Madrid have taken aim at FIFA's calendar after Vinicius Jr's injury.
The Brazil attacker is out until February with a hamstring setback. Eduardo Camavinga also broke down in France training last week. He is expected to miss two months.
In response, Real have issued a formal statement dripping with sarcasm.
The Spanish giants announced: "We have good news. Most of our injured players will already be recovered and fit so they can go with their national teams in March.
"Anything for the RFEF, FIFA and UEFA..."
