CAUTION: major spoilers ahead for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. You've been warned!
The internet may have just written the screenplay for Star Wars VIII.
Popular Star Wars parody Twitter accounts 'Very Lonely Luke' and 'Emo Kylo Ren' may have been separately entertaining the fanbase for now, but it seems the two have finally come face-to-face in an epic battle of words.
And it all started with a simple subtweet.
Kylo Ren, what's up with the cape?
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
It serves no purpose.
If you're cold, stop being pretentious and put on a coat.
Which 'Emo Kylo Ren' stumbled across since he's clearly the kind of dude who searches his own name on Twitter. Probably to see if anyone's been comparing him to Darth Vader of late.
Oh yeah, @KyloR3n?
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
Did Darth Vader tell you to wear black eyeliner, too, or did you come up with that one on your own?
And the whole thing went sort of south from there.
Listen up, @KyloR3n.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
I dueled with Darth Vader.
I knew Darth Vader.
Darth Vader was a friend of mine.
Kylo Ren, you are no Darth Vader.
The gauntlet had truly been thrown down.
Sorry I made you give me a piggyback ride, @KyloR3n.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
My legs were tired from all those years of carrying the fate of the galaxy on my back.
Unsurprisingly, Kylo Ren's poetry skills came up in the conversation.
I wrote this haiku for you, @KyloR3n:
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
Leia and your dad
Are thinking about divorce
All because of you
Along with the general lack of achievements from someone who's the son of two of the galaxy's greatest heroes, and nephew to the other.
When I was your age @KyloR3n, I put a torpedo in an exhaust port and saved the galaxy.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 7, 2016
You can't even put your dirty laundry in the hamper.
Kylo wasn't without a few of his own comebacks, though.
@VeryLonelyLuke Oops.
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 8, 2016
And, you've got to admit this is some strong wordplay.
@VeryLonelyLuke your taunting stinks like your tauntaun stinks
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
@VeryLonelyLuke give yourself a hand
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 7, 2016
The only question remains, who won?
