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By Mihar Dias
(C) Copyright December 2023
Ah, yes, folks, did you hear of the Madani Government's first-year grand anniversary celebration – where settling traffic summonses became the pinnacle of achievement?
A whopping 37,242 summonses magically disappeared in just two days, as if poofed away by the fairy godmother of governance.
Who knew that the key to a successful government anniversary was to entice citizens with a discount bonanza?
Move over, economic policies and international relations – the real game-changer is a 50% off deal for traffic violations. Clearly, the nation's well-being hinges on the reduction of fines for running that red light.
And let us not forget the cutting-edge strategy of setting up counters, not just one or two, but 14 of them!
It is like a traffic ticket bazaar, complete with a special counter for the elderly and disabled – because nothing says celebration like making sure Grandma gets a prime spot to pay for her speeding sins. Or for the invalid uncle who needed special assistance from the friendly police force.
But wait, there's more! The Madani Government's visionary advice: do not wait for special offers to clear your outstanding fines.
Clearly, the allure of discounts is so irresistible that citizens need to be reminded to pay their dues even without a sale.
In the grand scheme of governance, who cares about economic reforms, educational strategy, social justice, or advancements in healthcare?
The true mark of progress is the ability to efficiently collect fines under the guise of a celebratory anniversary programme as exemplified by this first ever event to pat themselves on the back. An event that previous governments throughout history had wisely chosen to ignore.
Move over, history textbooks – Madani Government's traffic-summons extravaganza is the stuff of legends that will surpass all legendary tales!
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