As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it.
CHAPTERS
00:16 - Stop horsing around
01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now
02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you
02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year
03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words
07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier
08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood
09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel
10:15 - I want to eat your Ma
12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas??
13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash
13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable
18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings
20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies
23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef
24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s house
27.20 - Making my ma cry
28:12 - CNY on the wife’s side
30:15 - Electric chair to FaceTime families
31:00 - Minghan’s new Mandarin word
32:10 - Out of pocket Lou Sang wishes
35:16 - Reading our Zodiac predictions
36:44 - Ox there’s a rat behind you
39:00 - Rabbits get moving
39:38 - Be careful of your bird
40:50 - Ruining lives with predictions
43:35 - It’s worse to not get weight questions
45:20 - How do you talk to kids…
47:50 - Kid Talk FAQ
52:35 - Destroying Mingyue’s dreams
55:40 - Thought starters to stir shit up with your family
54:45 - Hot Takes of 2026
54:55 - WATCH YOUR KID NOT THE LION DANCE
57:15 - Open houses no neighbours allowed
01:00:00 - Regifting neighbour gifts
01:01:00 - Taking leave as a smelly dog
01:01:50 - Sacrilegious WET Lou Sang
01:07:00 - Buy CNY clothes for what