OPINION | GE16: When Will Malaysia Vote? Ask the Feng Shui Master

Opinion
8 Sep 2026 • 3:00 PM MYT
Mihar Dias
Mihar Dias

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By Mihar Dias August 2026

Malaysia's next general election is gradually becoming less an election and more an exercise in astrology, arithmetic, political psychology — and perhaps feng shui.

The Constitution gives us a timetable.

The politicians give us hints.

The analysts give us predictions.

And if all else fails, there is always a feng shui master.

After all, why leave something as important as GE16 entirely to Parliament when the stars, planets and elements might have something useful to contribute?

The latest political argument is simple enough.

UMNO and PAS appear to prefer an earlier election, possibly before the end of 2026.

Anwar Ibrahim, meanwhile, has every reason to prefer the luxury of time and has indicated that he would like to see the current parliamentary term through to its end in December 2027.

And frankly, who can blame him?

If you are sitting comfortably in the Prime Minister's chair, why get up before somebody tells you to?

WHY RUSH?

Anwar currently has the one commodity every politician desperately wants:

Time.

The current parliamentary arithmetic still gives him room to breathe. He has a substantial bloc of support, meaning there is no obvious parliamentary necessity for him to call an early election.

Every additional month gives the Prime Minister another opportunity.

Another policy.

Another announcement.

Another infrastructure project.

Another cost-of-living measure.

Another speech about reform.

Another speech about fighting corruption.

And, naturally, another speech explaining why all these things will take just a little more time.

Time is especially valuable to an incumbent because today's problem can become tomorrow's forgotten problem.

Today's scandal becomes yesterday's news.

Today's unpopular minister becomes tomorrow's loyal supporter.

Today's political enemy may discover tomorrow that cooperation is in the national interest.

And today's angry voter may simply have forgotten what he was angry about by polling day.

That is the beauty of democracy.

The electorate has a memory. Politicians have a calendar.

ZAHID, HOWEVER, HAS HIS OWN CLOCK

For Ahmad Zahid Hamidi, the arithmetic may look rather different.

UMNO and BN have just enjoyed strong performances in Johor and Negeri Sembilan. That has naturally produced a little political optimism — the sort that usually precedes the sentence:

“Why don't we have the general election now?”

BN's Johor victory was particularly emphatic, with the coalition winning 48 of 56 seats.

Then came Negeri Sembilan.

BN and PN together secured a two-thirds majority there, while PH suffered another setback.

Suddenly the political weather forecast changed.

There was sunshine over UMNO.

There were clouds over PH.

And somewhere somebody probably said:

“Quick! Call the election before the weather changes.”

That is why Zahid's preference for an earlier GE16 is understandable.

Momentum is like durian.

You cannot assume it will smell just as good next year.

ANWAR'S SECRET WEAPON: THE CALENDAR

Anwar, however, possesses something even more useful than political momentum.

He possesses the calendar.

And the calendar is on his side.

Why call an election in 2026 when he can wait until 2027?

Why allow opponents to campaign on today's weaknesses when another year may give the government another year's worth of achievements?

Why surrender the opportunity of the 2027 Budget, which observers already expect to carry an election flavour?

And why not wait for Merdeka's 70th anniversary?

Why not wait for the SEA Games?

Why not wait until October or November 2027?

By then, perhaps everything will look better.

And if it doesn't?

Well, there is always another announcement.

WHICH BRINGS US TO FENG SHUI

This is where GE16 gets really interesting.

Because if politicians can spend months calculating seats, margins, Malay support, Chinese support, Indian support, urban turnout, rural turnout, floating voters, coalition arrangements and parliamentary arithmetic…

Why not consult the feng shui master as well?

Imagine the Prime Minister's advisers sitting around a table.

One has the Constitution.

One has the opinion polls.

One has the latest voter segmentation.

One has the parliamentary numbers.

And one quietly opens a Chinese almanac.

“Prime Minister, October looks difficult.”

“Why?”

“Your political chi is blocked.”

“November?”

“Better.”

“December?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Why?”

“Too many floods.”

Suddenly the Election Commission discovers that the most important factor in determining GE16 is not merely the weather forecast.

It is the feng shui forecast.

Perhaps the date must have the right combination of Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal and Water.

Perhaps the polling day must avoid an inauspicious clash with the Prime Minister's zodiac sign.

Perhaps the campaign should begin when the dragon is facing east.

Perhaps the opposition's political luck is weakest between 9am and noon.

And perhaps the ideal polling date is the one on which Anwar's political chi is strongest and Zahid's is weakest.

At which point the Electoral Commission may as well issue the writ of election in consultation with a geomancer.

THE GREAT GE16 POLITICAL POKER GAME

Of course, nobody will admit that timing is about personal political advantage.

Everything will be about the people.

National stability.

Economic certainty.

Political maturity.

Good governance.

The future of Malaysia.

Naturally.

But politics is also poker.

Zahid may be looking at his cards and thinking:

“We should play now.”

Anwar may be looking at his cards and thinking:

“Why should I?”

And PAS may be sitting at another table saying:

“Perhaps we should all play together.”

That is when the public should become nervous.

Because when political enemies suddenly discover common ground, it is usually not because they have discovered the meaning of friendship.

They have discovered mathematics.

THE PRIME MINISTER'S PERFECT DATE

So perhaps Anwar will wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Until the very end of the parliamentary term.

Not because he fears GE16.

But because an incumbent Prime Minister has no reason to fight an election on somebody else's timetable.

Why give Zahid what he wants?

Why give PAS what it wants?

Why give the opposition an early battlefield?

Why give voters the opportunity to pass judgment before the government has had another year to improve its political fortunes?

The logical strategy is obvious:

Use every day available.

And if the final day happens to be particularly auspicious according to a feng shui master, even better.

Imagine the announcement:

“After careful consideration of the national interest, economic conditions, parliamentary developments, weather patterns and consultation with relevant experts, the Prime Minister has advised that GE16 be held on the most auspicious date.”

The journalists will ask:

“Which experts?”

The answer:

“All of them.”

Pollsters.

Economists.

Political scientists.

Constitutional lawyers.

And possibly one gentleman who knows where the dragon should face.

THE FINAL IRONY

There is something deliciously appropriate about Malaysia spending almost two years wondering when GE16 will happen.

Because the real election is not merely between parties.

It is between time and timing.

Zahid wants to know whether UMNO's momentum can be converted into federal power before it evaporates.

Anwar wants to know whether another year in office can convert governing experience into electoral advantage.

Both can wrap their positions in the national interest.

Both can produce respectable arguments.

Both can insist they are thinking only of Malaysia.

And both, privately, are probably thinking about the same four-letter word:

WIN.

So let the pollsters poll.

Let the strategists strategise.

Let the analysts analyse.

Let the coalition partners negotiate.

Let the politicians invoke stability.

And, just to be absolutely certain, let the feng shui master inspect the date.

After all, Malaysia has waited this long.

We might as well make sure that when GE16 finally arrives, the stars are aligned, the numbers are right, the floods have gone away, the political enemies are sufficiently confused — and, most importantly, the Prime Minister's luck is facing the right direction.

Because in Malaysian politics, democracy may determine who votes.

But politics determines when.

And perhaps feng shui will determine whether the date is auspicious enough to call it.


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