Taylor Swift’s latest album, The Life of a Showgirl, was launched just five days ago, and offers an inside look into the life of the performer. Inspired by this, we decided to turn the tables and poke fun at our favourite local stereotype: the Bangkok girl. What would T-Swizzle have to say about her? Equal parts Lover and Reputation, read on for the inside scoop.
This story was not written by a Swiftie, but an anxious editor trying to hit web traffic targets during these trying times. As Swiftomania takes over and everybody seems to have something to say about the megastar’s twelfth album, we wanted to bring it closer to home, and do it in the most ridiculous way. Like all Bangkok girls, we’re a little extra like that.
Touching on Taylor Swift’s coming-of-age style, millennials in Bangkok struggle with their own dilemmas, too. Situationships reign supreme over relationships. Pressure to take over the family business is ruining your daily funemployment brunches. Travis Kelce doesn’t have a hot Asian brother. The list goes on…
With The Life of a Showgirl, Taylor Swift provided an inside look into the life of a showgirl. Now, somewhere between Grab deliveries and gratitude journals, here’s our inside look into the life of a Bangkok girl. None of this is serious. Read on.
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The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Unsure Whether to Make Pilates or Padel my Entire Personality
What if I don’t like the taste of matcha?
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Do I Study Abroad or Do I Start my Own Fashion Line?
There are really only two options if you’re not brave enough to become a micro-influencer.
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: More LINE Stickers Than a Love Life
Yet it feels like everybody’s getting married.
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: An Expert in Applying Makeup in the Car
Traffic selfie for close friends only.
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Fluent in Japanese Food Items
Can’t count to ten, but can understand the ten-course omakase menu.
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Not Really Fluent in English or Thai
Karaoke language FTW.
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Online Shopping is my Therapy
Promptpay is a mental health app, right?
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Still Waiting for my Korean Oppa Boyfriend
K-drama = life.
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Have You Had Brunch Today?
It’s the most important meal of the day.
The Life of a Bangkok Girl: Pretty Freakin’ Fantastic.
Love us or hate us.
Taylor Swift’s new album is streaming now. Bangkok girls may listen to it in traffic or wearing Lululemon at the nearest boutique gym.
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Note : The information in this article is accurate as of the date of publication.
