Desperate Housewives is trending once again...
If you've not, what are you doing with your life? And if you have, then welcome to being cultured.
We're matching horoscopes to the show's characters, and if you're curious to see who you are on the show, scroll!
Aries -- You are Katherine Mayfair
Passionate, competitive, fiery. You don't back down from challenges, and you must be good at whatever you commit to, whether that may be cooking, career, relationships, etc.
Taurus -- You are Tom Scavo
Comfort-loving and loyal. You enjoy good food, stability, and a peaceful home until someone tries to force you to change. Then the stubbornness comes out.
Gemini -- You are Susan Mayer
Funny, expressive, a bit chaotic, and easily flustered. People love your charm even when your life is a mess. Communication and curiosity defines you.
Cancer -- You are Karen McCluskey
Deeply emotional, nostalgic, protective. You love strongly and retreat into yourself when overwhelmed. Family means everything to you.
Leo -- You are Gabrielle Solis
Stylish, glamorous, charismatic. You live for attention (even if you deny it), and you know how to get what you want. Beneath the diva, you're fiercely loyal.
Virgo -- You are Bree Van De Kamp
Perfectionist, disciplined, detail-oriented. Your standards are high and your composure is flawless. People rely on you because you never collapse... at least not visibly.
Libra -- You are Bob Hunter
Fashionable, social, witty, flirty. You attract people effortlessly but keep your vulnerabilities locked behind humor and looks. You hate being alone.
Scorpio -- You are Edie Britt
Magnetic, bold, emotionally intense. You feel everything passionately, love fiercely, and don't tolerate dishonesty. You're irresistible and unforgettable.
Sagittarius -- You are Carlos Solis
Direct, fiery, moral-driven, and constantly evolving. You speak your truth even when it's uncomfortable. Growth is your lifelong theme.
Capricorn -- You are Lynette Scavo
Hardworking, responsible, resilient. You carry heavy loads and still manage to keep everything functioning. Determined and grounded, you get things done.
Aquarius -- You are Mike Delfino
Independent, calm, mysterious. You have your own rhythm and stay true to your values. People trust you even when they don't know your whole story.
Pisces -- You are Julie Meyer
Gentle, empathetic, intuitive. You're caring, thoughtful, and sometimes get pulled into emotional chaos because of your soft heart.
So, are we all in agreement then?
Catch the show on Disney Hotstar stat if you don't know what we're on about.
